Fact: Asexuals must recharge their powers at night by feasting on the blood of those who defy them.
straight allies are so brave. how do they manage to reach out and kiss their own ass on a daily basis without breaking any bones. amazing.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
YOOO MEGA DRAGON
I have to get up early for plane tomorrow but I still have to pack and I feel like there were other things to do but I can’t think of them I just wanna sleep but knowing me I won’t fall asleep until an hour before I should get up but I don’t wanna not sleep and oh also I have an assignment due tomorrow and I can’t bring myself to do it even though I really need to and it’s not even that hard bluh bluh bluh
ii mean, the be2t thiing two do i2 probably that a22ignment, but iim not goiing to get on your a2e about iit becau2e that would be 2tupiid
but iit would al2o 2uck to 2tart your break wiith 2omethiing liike that makiing you feel guiilty for not doiing iit or 2omethiing 2tupiid liike that 2o… that 2uck2, man