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1st June 2012

Post reblogged from I Hope Barack Obama with 195 notes

ihopebarackobama:

I hope Barack Obama never starts watching Supernatural so he never has to suffer through 7 seasons of pure emotionally attached torture.

Tagged: ironic because i'm watching Supernatural right nowwand that's an accurate description

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1st June 2012

Photo reblogged from AwkwaBen with 454 notes

suicidalsnaily:

deductism:

s3lene:

Tom Hiddleston gathers an army on Twitter.

hey guys imagine if misha’s minion’s went up against loki’s army
we’d keep switching sides and no one would ever fight
it would be the worst war EVER

I’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE THAT.

suicidalsnaily:

deductism:

s3lene:

Tom Hiddleston gathers an army on Twitter.

hey guys imagine if misha’s minion’s went up against loki’s army

we’d keep switching sides and no one would ever fight

it would be the worst war EVER

I’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE THAT.

Source: s3lene

1st June 2012

Photo reblogged from A Dangerous Distillment with 43,844 notes

poorlydressedhipster:

secondlina:

A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.

The last one is just Tumblr in general.

poorlydressedhipster:

secondlina:

A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.

The last one is just Tumblr in general.

Tagged: I have so many squishesno lie

Source: secondlina

1st June 2012

Photoset reblogged from my finger is on the button with 35,587 notes

ukeaco:

jayshaydar:

sarahtypeswords:

princessu:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Hello new con hotel room game.

THE WHOSERS NEED TO HAVE A SLEEP OVER WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND PLAY THIS

No but seriously when we’re older and can all meet up WE NEED TO

Oh dear. It’s Apples to Apples on crack.

I’ve played this game before. It was beautiful.

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1st June 2012

Post reblogged from Teleportal Talks with 1,418 notes

Guidelines for New Tumblr Users/Harmonious Tumblr Living

lastofthetimeladies:

robinisthebride:

  1. This is the reblog button. Use this when you see a post you would want in your blog. Don’t save the said picture or gif on your computer and make another post. That takes too long! And if you think, “Oh but this one probably just took 5 minutes to edit”, try Photoshop first, see if you can create exactly the same edit.
  2. Weheartit, Fanpop, and other sites like these are our enemy. If you’ve seen a great post there, it’s probably from a tumblr user who has worked on it for an hour to make it pretty. If you can, please track the original post (don’t think fanpop allows this though). 
  3. Check your blog settings to allow messages and replies because that’s how you’ll make friends ok.
  4. A great theme without an autoplay music player is recommended. (Side note: the theme garden is definitely not the only place to find said great themes)
  5. These: are tags. These are the best place to express all your emotions without shouting it to the world. Pour your heart out. They are also used for organizing your posts, or helping out people who want to block certain things from their dash.
  6. When uploading photos/gifs in text posts, do not use this  because it will appear like this , which other people will have to click on to “load” and see (and it’s annoying). Use this  instead.
  7. Tumblr is the #1 place to get spoiled on a movie or a new episode of a TV show. Some people might tag these spoilers but not all of them would. So if you truly don’t want to be spoiled, LEAVE TUMBLR FOR A BIT. We love these shows and movies and books so much that of course we want to comment on or make gifs or graphics of them ASAP.  Don’t blame us for our love.
  8. If you’re making a text post to say “I hate [character/ship/show/movie/book]” or something along those lines, do not, I repeat, DO NOT tag it with said character/ship/movie/book. We treasure our tracked tags, and this post CORRUPTS said tags. (And then you will get hate back or a block from one or more persons. No one will pity you darling.)  
  9. Respect other people’s opinions; well, except if they are offensive or triggering or just wrong (and by wrong I DO NOT mean that they ship non-canon ships) 
  10. If you want to block posts with certain tags from showing on your dashboard, use Tumblr Savior. (So long as the people you follow correctly tag their posts, too.)
  11. Finally, there are many userscripts and add-ons you can install to improve Tumblr. (The #1 thing I can recommend you to get is Missing-e (as in the missing “e” in “tumblr” ;) It allows you to reply to replies, tag your asks, replies and queue, reblog yourself, etc. It’s a must-have, really)

That’s all I can think of; WELCOME TO TUMBLR, ENJOY, and know that there is no escape. 

Also:

  • When reblogging long text posts, they will appear as links until you click the “as…” button as seen here: 
  • And then click “as text” as seen here: 

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1st June 2012

Photo reblogged from theSEARCH with 74 notes

Tagged: books

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1st June 2012

Photo reblogged from WTF Fanfiction with 373 notes

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Bible
“Joseph jacked off until he came, and put his seed into a turkey baster, and gave it to Mary, who squirted it into herself, and she conceived;
And, nine months later, she gave birth to a son, whom they named Jesus.”

HOLY HELL, WHAT DID I JUST READ
YOU KNOW WHAT
HEADCANNON THE FUCK ACCEPTED
SHUT IT, RE.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Bible

“Joseph jacked off until he came, and put his seed into a turkey baster, and gave it to Mary, who squirted it into herself, and she conceived;

And, nine months later, she gave birth to a son, whom they named Jesus.”

HOLY HELL, WHAT DID I JUST READ

YOU KNOW WHAT

HEADCANNON THE FUCK ACCEPTED

SHUT IT, RE.

Tagged: headcannon acceptedsubmission

Source: wtffanfiction

1st June 2012

Photoset reblogged from the absolute hero of no one at all. with 17,655 notes

lifesahappys0ng:

they-sell-pretendable:

luckster31:

I literally started crying in the cinema at this because seriously fuck you, Steve. There are so many people going ~SEXUAL TENSION~. But no. No. This is just cruel. And tony’s comebacks are in no way even close to being as mean; for tony they’re rather weak and stumbly. Because do you see his face there? Steve just fucking ripped him to shreds. And i’m crying now; this just breaks my heart. You’ve seen the footage, Steve? Really? Have you really? You’ve seen him as he watched kids being killed by his own weapons? You’ve seen him being tortured? You’ve seen the only person who believed in him as a person die in front of him? Do you actually get that there is a fucking hole in his chest? That the fact that he’s even alive is a fucking miracle like a hundred times over. One which he’s clawed into existence with his own hands and genius. You’ve seen the closest person he had to a father literally rip his heart from his chest? You’ve seen how he then had to kill that closest person he had to a father? You’ve seen how he was dying all alone and yet STILL attempted to save everyone around him? WITHOUT HIS SUIT Oh yeah you’ve seen the fucking footage haven’t you? I don’t think you get, Steve how much you can’t take those words back. Years from now they’re still going to be rattling around in tony’s head echoing every crappy thought he’s ever had about himself. It just makes me so mad. I love you Steve, but nothing justifies what you said to him. Nothing.

Legit tearing up because fuck this film has an overload of feels.

Tagged: avengers

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1st June 2012

Audio post reblogged from Lurking In The Shadows with 15,074 notes - Played 38,385 times

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equiusz:

r3al-life:

everyone must have this on their blog

i never realized how pretty this song was until now

Tagged: spongebobmusici guess

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1st June 2012

Photoset reblogged from Gracious Tripod with 24,361 notes

gracioustripod:

all-hail-king-loki:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

/gross sobbing

I accept this headcanon.

*creys*

Tagged: my emotionsmy nonexistant heart is bleeding all over the placeavengers

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