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This is mainly a Homestuck blog with quite a bit of Madoka Magica, Supernatural, Sword Art Online, Doctor Who, Avengers, writing stuff, and assorted other fandoms.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor with massive editing by yours truly
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
(Source: kraved)
I’m just in love with this man.
I speak Irish.
Culture is a big part of language.
(Source: peculiargroove)
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this
(Source: fluent-in-lesbianism)
Auto-Correct Catastrophes
Oh dear God. I am crying right now. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Homo hot lips is my favorite.
in your mother’s anus
*ded*
BIRDSEED I’M DYING
subscription season at npr is like being repeatedly proposed to by a well groomed vaguely desperate fortysomething polygamist who keeps politely guilting you about all the good times you had together (i mean who else are you going to find to ruminate thoughtfully with you about the post-9/11 world while rubbing your back) while all their other spouses burst in like MARRYING NPR WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID THEIR SMOOTH JAZZ COOKBOOK IS SO CHALLENGING YET SOOTHING
Am I the only one who didn’t know about this!?
oH MY GOD
i acUALLY DIDNT KNOW FOR 2 YEARS JFC
(Source: kingkii)
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
(Source: unionhack)
we dissected a pig today and it had $16.49 in change in its stomach so we washed it off and bought coffee
sounds like a piggy bank to me
OH MY GDO
(Source: philipjcurlyfries)
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
hahaha i have tears rolling down my cheek with laughter holy fuck
Just hanging off my chair with laughter and tears all over my face.
forever and ever and ever and ever and ever reblog
CI CANT SFUCKGN BREATNE
ommg omgomgmgiknsandisausa it hurts why is this even funny lmao
I CAN’T YOU GUYS IS THE CHICKEN A BONG BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY THING I CAN IMAGINE IT BEING
HAHHAHAHA omfg I’m dying
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT TO BE THIS FUNNY
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
I just died
(Source: fagprince)
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE…SHIT
I BELIEVE I CAN FL—SHIT
it is hard to parkour when you are a fish
do you ever just regret looking in ur folders
The longer I look at it the harder I laugh
Remember that Drake and Josh episode where Mindy wouldn’t kiss Josh because he had a mustache?
Does it remind you of… anyone else?
(Source: roydorkstang)