How the fandom interprets their breakup: jade sorry im just too emotionally distraught and doomed and damaged and alliteration to be with you let me toss my hair dramatically like im on a daytime soap opera
How it probably happened: Jade intentionally knocked him off of rainbow road with a blue shell that's it shit's over.
i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom: this isn't normal
Pittsburgher: Awe, the Steelers didn't win the Superbowl. I'm disappointed.
Pittsburgher: Awe, the Penguins didn't win the Stanley Cup. I'm disappointed.
Pittsburgher: THE PIRATES ARE .500! SWEET JESUS, IT'S A MIRACLE! RAISE THE JOLLY RODGER! I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!
trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog
my favorite thing about tumblr is you can have a really meaningful and personally significant post followed immediately by a post about butts and no one questions it or finds it unusual
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive