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This is mainly a Homestuck blog with quite a bit of Madoka Magica, Supernatural, Sword Art Online, Doctor Who, Avengers, writing stuff, and assorted other fandoms.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor with massive editing by yours truly
How the fandom interprets their breakup: jade sorry im just too emotionally distraught and doomed and damaged and alliteration to be with you let me toss my hair dramatically like im on a daytime soap opera
How it probably happened: Jade intentionally knocked him off of rainbow road with a blue shell that's it shit's over.
kanaya and rose heavily hinted at as canon
rose flirting with meenah
aranea and porrim had a thing
lesbians the update
(Source: sheep-girl)
i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
Pittsburgher: Awe, the Steelers didn't win the Superbowl. I'm disappointed.
Pittsburgher: Awe, the Penguins didn't win the Stanley Cup. I'm disappointed.
Pittsburgher: THE PIRATES ARE .500! SWEET JESUS, IT'S A MIRACLE! RAISE THE JOLLY RODGER! I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!
trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog
(Source: jeremyfuckyourenner)
my favorite thing about tumblr is you can have a really meaningful and personally significant post followed immediately by a post about butts and no one questions it or finds it unusual
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
It happened again. OTZ
why do these pictures keep getting more complex and why am i even trying to maintain any sense of spacial consistency between them aaaahhhhhh also how do i backgroundI WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU, MARCHINGSTUCK
OMG YESSSS. MARHCING BAND! I WAS IN MARHCING BANDDDDDD. I WAS A TRUMPET PLAYERRRRRR. FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
FUCK YOU. NO. I WAS THE FIRST FLUTE/FIRST CHAIR SECTION LEADER AND THE SOLE PICCOLO PLAYER IN OUR BAND, AND I ROCKED THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE. MY INSTRUMENT IS NOT FUCKING LAME. GO SUCK MY DICK.
OH MY GOD IT’S MARCHINGBANDSTUCK <33333
Hey Cassie, lookit
Yes.
All the fucking time. Especially Junior year.
Trumpet Senior: “That’s too small to be an 8 to 5 step. You’re doing it wrong. Why don’t you ever do it right.” Repeat ad nauseum.
Me: “Bitch I know what an 8 to 5 step is. This is my dot and you’re full of shit. In any case, you’re at the end of the diagonal and I’m at the front. You’re supposed to be dressing to me, asshole, not the other way around. Why don’t you concentrate on what you’re having trouble with - like playing the entire god damn opener - instead of treating me like a Freshman?”
Trumpet Senior: “One, I’m a guy. Two, I’m a senior. You can’t talk to me like that.”
Me: “I am too tired to deal with your shit right now. Get back the fuck to your dot and concentrate on your own god damn drill and your own shitty section.”
Trumpet Senior: *sputters and storms off*
Drum Major: “SET!”
Tuba Senior: *tries to stop laughing long enough to march* *fails* *gets yelled at by director*